-Come on, it's time to go -No -We are going to be late -I hate school -But Mum, you have to take me!

Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.

Your volume level is at a flamboyantly gay band geek and I need you to turn it down to a shy Asian transfer student.

Cop 1: You think Simon will escape? Cop 2: Nah, he's locked up in there good. Simon: Simon Says free me. Cop 1: Dang it, he got us.