Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer It's too bad Chuck Norris never cries

True Chuck Norris Encounters A priest, a rabbi, and a potato farmer walk into a bar. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them all in the face because he already knows

Four Chinese brothers.... ...named Chu, Bu, Hu, and Fu decided to go to the United States of America. They had to Americanize their names in order to get a Visa

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer... Too bad he has never cried.