The only thing left for CNN to do is drop Wolf Blitzer in the Indian Ocean and see how long it takes to find him.

CNN is running a spot called "Why Tsumanis are Dangerous". They should follow it with a spot on "Why Journalism Is Dead".

CNN reports Hurricane Patricia "hit luxury resorts and impoverished villages with equal ferocity." Did they expect wealth-based discernment?

Can't trust CNN? Next thing ya know Nigerian royalty sending me emails will be fake.