The only thing left for CNN to do is drop Wolf Blitzer in the Indian Ocean and see how long it takes to find him.

CNN is running a spot called "Why Tsumanis are Dangerous". They should follow it with a spot on "Why Journalism Is Dead".

Can't trust CNN? Next thing ya know Nigerian royalty sending me emails will be fake.

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