*lost in China* Friend: ask that man where we are Me [pretending to speak Chinese with a local]: xian chan sen F: well? Me: we're in China

If she's "one-in-million" there's 1,344 of her in China.

Make sure you finish all of your math homework, there are dumb kids in America who can't add - parents in China, probably

[China] "You have to get good grades" KID: But it's so hard! "We're Can-tonese not Cant-tonese" KID: You gotta admit that's a bit confusing