Soon every possible joke will be written on twitter and we will be forced to face our feelings.

The Canadian version of Breaking Bad is kind of lame. It ends after he gets cancer and his treatment is totally paid for by the government.

Twitter is like a soap opera for some of you. I'd like to be the one who sneaks into the hospital and unplugs your life support.

I flipped off a latino guy who cut me off in traffic and now I'm polling at 8% in the Republican primary.