*walks into Walmart wearing pants* Walmart employee: Shit, corporate's here#Walmart#Work#One-Liner0🔗 Share
My boss at Walmart said I have to stop Febreezing the homeless and that they aren't homeless, they're customers.#Walmart#Work#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.#Twitter#Work#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*#Work#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →