If Hillary wins in 2016, it's gonna be a huge year for shoulder pads

I'm totally fine with everyone leaving the country if Trump wins or if Hillary wins. I need more space

"Hey Hillary what color do you think this dre-- never mind" - Bill Clinton scrolling through Twitter last night

HILLARY: donald-- TRUMP: --wrong HILLARY: ...trump-- TRUMP: --wrong HILLARY: [smiling serenely] ...is good TRUMP: --wrong. nno wait. nno. no, no