fire works? buddy all fire works haha just some topical humor here on Twitter Online, where anything can happen

I'm usually more of a Samantha but sometimes I am such a Carrie, like when a bucket of blood got dumped on my head at prom

Are you eating Jell-O? Cow: "Yeah." You know what gelatin is made from, right? Cow: "No, what?" Uh. Rainbows. Enjoy, buddy.

My buddy said I was a horrible wing man last night, but I'm not sure. I ate like 90 of them.