I'm hoping someone puts razor blades in my daughter's Halloween candy this year because those things are ridiculously expensive.

Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing

I would be so ashamed if I had a kid who didn't want to be famous.

> टीचर- कल क्यों नहीं आया?मिंटू- नहीं बताऊंगा?टीचर चांटा मारकर- जल्दी बता,मिंटू- Valentine Day पे गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ था,टीचर- इतना छोटा होकर भी गर्लफ्