The Pope is doing a cross word with the Dalai Lama and needs a four letter word for a woman that ends with the three letters ""UNT"". The Dalai Lama thinks real

Dalai Lama must reincarnate. China-says dalai lama is less-and-less-influential-but-must-reincarnate. ""Chinese official: The Dalai Lama matters less and less

The Dalai Lama enters a Pizza Shop and asks Can you make me one with everything?

I am writing my first Buddhist musical, ""Hello Dalai... Lama"".