The Pope is doing a cross word with the Dalai Lama and needs a four letter word for a woman that ends with the three letters ""UNT"". The Dalai Lama thinks real hard... ""Four letter word.. woman... last three letters are UNT... hmmm... UNT... no... can't... wait a minute, it's 'Aunt'! ""Aunt! Of course!"" laughs the Pope, ""Do you have an eraser?""
Dalai Lama must reincarnate. China-says dalai lama is less-and-less-influential-but-must-reincarnate. ""Chinese official: The Dalai Lama matters less and less
The Dalai Lama enters a Pizza Shop and asks Can you make me one with everything?
I am writing my first Buddhist musical, ""Hello Dalai... Lama"".
The dalai lama walks into a pizza parlor... And he asks the cashier to make him one with everything.
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