"I just went on a hike and suddenly I can tell everyone what's right and wrong." -Moses

[moses parts sea] Slaves: wow! Why we running away if u can do shit like that? Lets go back & claim the pyramids Moses: thats my only trick

If I was Steve Jobs I would engrave on my tombstone: iDied.

A modern recasting of Moses floating down a river in a wicker basket but it's a soccer mom forgetting her baby on the roof of her van.