Guy walks into a bar with 2 sheep, a pillow, and a stone letter 'N'. Bartender says, 'what's with all that?' Disgusted, the man explains, ""The pillow is down,

Online shopping. My wife was complaining that i shop too much online and that i had to send some shit back where it came from. So i have sent her back to Thaila

I asked a Southeast-Asian-looking elderly gentleman if he was from Thailand. He said, ""Yeah, Siam.""

Three men were married to girls from different parts of the world. The first man married a girl from Sweden. He told her that she must do the housework. It took