I'm at my most British when she says "teabag me" and I drop a sack of Earl Grey in her mouth.#Earl Grey#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey? Because all proper tea is theft.#Karl Marx#Earl Grey#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea? Because all proper tea is theft.#Karl Marx#Earl Grey#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I was looking at a cup of Earl Grey that always replenishes itself.. It was like staring into infinitea.#Earl Grey#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →