The Pope quit. Meteor in Russia. Snowing in Arizona. Star Wars and Star Trek have the same director. Who the hell is playing Jumanji?

Vladimir Putin seems like the kind of guy who would fake a sneeze and flip the board over when he's losing at Risk.

*Tweets funniest tweet ever *Dies laughing *Over 6 billion die laughing *Germany and Russia survive *Coz nobody left to explain the joke

Sochi is doing that thing where they manically try to clean the house 10 minutes before company arrives. But the house is Russia.