doctor: "is there anything that runs in the family?" wife: "hm not really" me: "the dog jogs a lot"#Animals#Marriage#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Doctor Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!#Animals#Marriage#Money#Doctor+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
THERAPIST: what's the problem? WIFE: he replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise#Marriage#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
PIG: "I'm paranoid everyone's trying to turn me into bacon" PSYCHIATRIST: "I'll cure you" PIG: "Oh God, not you too"#Animals#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
NURSE: The other nurses and I bought you this box of chocolates for Valentines Day! DR DOG: You're joking, right?#Dr Dog#Animals#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →