Which president was famous for his long pauses? Ellipsis S. Grant.

I met a genie once. He gave me one wish. I said “I wish I could be you.” The genue saud, "weurd wush but U wull grant ut."

What do you call a man who gives students money? Grant

What do you get when you cross an orca with a housecat? An angry ethics committee and your grant revoked.