As a parent I often wonder if there's anything I could've done differently to prevent the jealousy between my twins Lisa & Hog Face.

Ten years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash & Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash, & no rope to hang myself with if I read this again.

Just met John & Jane Doe and their lovely children Play, Tornay, Potay and Alfred.

Henry Miller said, "The best way to get over a woman is to turn her into literature." That explains "Kim is a kunt" on this restroom wall.