what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty

You young couples with your dogs, your trial children, you'll learn nothing about parenting because you can never teach a toddler to "sit".

Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!

Whenever I'm behind a college girl in starbucks she has to order a triple mocha dark chocolate raspberry ugg boot white iphone 5 spice latte