They say 1 out of every 5 humans is Chinese. Out of me and my 4 siblings, I'm pretty sure it's either Carl or Liu Yang.

what if family matters took place today.... urkel would make an app. laura would have a blog. eddie listens to podcasts. carl is on atkins

When I found out Carl was a beekeeper I stopped loaning him bees.

[Apple meeting] We need an honest iPhone 6 slogan. "How about, iPhone 6: Yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices." Too honest, Carl.