I bet if a soccer announcer sees a monster, he probably yells: "GHOOOOUL!"

My dad told me they once had to cancel a football season because John Madden ate all of the footballs.

I don't even understand Fantasy Football. There are no Dragons, Wizards, or hot ass Elven chicks. I call bullshit.

Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?