A chihuahua is just a barking cat.

I bet the best massage in the world is getting attacked by a toothless shark.

Feeling sick at work. Subway to the bus-$5 Bus to commuter lot-$2 Puking in my car-$0 Guy in the car next to me puking in response-priceless

Drop it! Please, just DROP IT. - My dog, whenever I'm eating.