Uh oh, happy facebook newlywed, your husband just created a twitter account.#Facebook#Twitter#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 Share
While Twitter is the slutty wife we all share, Facebook has become the humorless mother-in-law we all endure.#Twitter#Facebook#Marriage#Parents+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
If you're new to Twitter from Facebook, you can just reply "Like" to all of my tweets. I'll understand#Twitter#Facebook#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
If Twitter is a rave then Facebook is a Tupperware party.#Twitter#Facebook#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I wish you'd told me you were happy just flirting on twitter. I've already bought plane tickets and murdered my wife.#Twitter#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →