The Dentist A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, ""Doctor, I'm in a big hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anaesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!"" The dentist thought to himself, ""My goodness--this sure is a very brave man, asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain."" So the dentist asked h…

Headed to the Gyno... I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quic…

A man wakes up one morning... He rolls out of bed and begins to wrap himself in cellophane. The man, completely cocooned in cellophane, hops into his car and begins to drive himself to the local psychiatrist's office. He walks into the psychiatrist's office and says: ""Doctor, I haven't been thinking right lately... I think I need to schedule an appointment with you."" The psychiatrist takes one look at the man and replies: ""Sir, I don't believe an appointment is necessary, I can clearly see yo…

A boy is getting ready for a school dance It is almost time and the kid needs to cross off his ""to-do"" list. First item on the list is apparel. He goes to pick up his rented tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. He waits for over an hour. Time is ticking away. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist but there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to meet the limo driver. Unfortunate…