I love my women like I love my Ikea furniture, cheap and missing a couple screws

'Time to meet your maker' I say, more in hope, as I unpack another box of IKEA furniture.

Carpenter ants are bullshit, I left a whole box of ikea furniture here, all they did was carry off my watermelon and steal a picnic basket

u ever watch a spider build a web and ur like damn and i cant even build a desk from IKEA