[a spider watching soccer when someone kicks a ball into the net] hell yeah, now eat it#Sports#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster.#Sports#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
[walks up to guys playing basketball] "mind if I join?" you any good? Hell yeah I'm good. Toss me the orange sphere#Sports#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Church basketball What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball? Slam NUNk Who's their MVP? Stephen Mary#Stephen Mary#Sports#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
The good news is that there is baseball in heaven... The bad news is that you're pitching on Friday.#Sports#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →