St Patty's Day Joke A young boy walks up to his grandfather and says ""grandpa, can I have $5 for a guinea pig?"" The grandfather looks at his grandson and says

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani,

What is a drug? A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

An Afgan, ...an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani