Who is the best drummer in the Beatles? It's between George, John and Paul... We all know it isn't Ringo

I couldn't believe it when my mother said she liked The Monkees more than The Beatles. Then I saw her face.

What did The Beatles say when a hot but unexpected guest showed up at their bukkake party? Here comes the sun!

If The Beatles were from Hawaii... What would they have called their song, ""Hello Goodbye?""