Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign posted that says, ""Convert to Catho

Classic from Middle School George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Harry Truman are riding together on an airplane. They get to talking about how they want to b

"Any minute now. Any minute..." -Lincoln Logs, waiting for a phone call from Hollywood

The fact that Mitt Romney opted to see Twilight instead of Lincoln this weekend probably sums up what his presidency would've been like.