Fun fact: Peanut butter also sticks to the roof of your ex-husband's BMW#Bmw#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Someday I'd love to treat my wife to some luxury items, like a BMW, a Louis Vuitton bag, or genuine HP ink cartridges.#Louis Vuitton#Bmw#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of idiots.#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Kobe Bryant's Wife filing for divorce. I bet somewhere right now Kim Kardashian is plotting..#Kobe Bryants#Kim Kardashian#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →