I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming "KITT!" When he can't find his car.

I am at my most drunk when I go from chat room to chat room yelling WHO STOLE MY POPTART!!

I hate snakes because they have no feet. You could say I'm... lacktoes intolerant *opens another beer*

The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer per year. That's 41 miles per gallon...which is not bad.