I always pictured Madonna playing The Invisible Woman in those Fantastic Four films... ...she would've made a great Immaterial Girl.

Madonna is tryin to get Spice Girls back together. Only condition is she gets to join them. They gonna call her Old Spice.

Did you hear that Shakira and Madonna had a big fight? They're no longer on a first-name basis.

Three nuns die and go to heaven Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. St Peter says ""Ladies, you all led