I'll have a whiskey please. "Ma'am, this is McDonald's." Sorry, a McWhiskey.
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I'll have a whiskey please. "Ma'am, this is McDonald's." Sorry, a McWhiskey.
Her: What brings you to speed dating? Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.
When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now
Just got my Facebook account suspended for reading a full article before I shared it.
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