Whenever I'm getting off a plane I like to go up to the pilot, lean in really close and whisper "I had my phone on that whole time."
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Whenever I'm getting off a plane I like to go up to the pilot, lean in really close and whisper "I had my phone on that whole time."
"Seriously, is that what I look like?" - robot watching a guy 'doing the robot'
Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!
Her: Prove that you care about me Me: *Takes my phone off the charger and plugs in hers
Finally looked up from my phone screen and noticed I'm being passed around by the crowd at a Blink 182 concert.
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