a priest and a golfer are playing golf... On the first hole, the priest gets a hole in one. The golfer, wanting to show up the priest, tries to get a hole in one too. He hits the ball. It goes and goes. But it stops right in front of the hole. ""Damn it! I missed!"" yells the golfer. ""Sir, if you say that one more time, God will strike you down."" warns the priest. They keep playing and soon the golfer forgets the priests warning. On the 18th hole, the priest gets another hole-in-one. Naturally the golfer tries to get one well. He hits the ball. It goes and goes. But it stops right in front of the hole. ""Damn it! I missed!"" yells the golfer. ""Sir, I warned you!"" growls the priest. Dark storm clouds gather, a giant hand extends from the sky. Lightning flashes! When the world returns to normal, the golfer looks next to him and sees a little pile of ash where the priest was. And, up in heaven, god yells:""Damn it! I missed!""