A blonde, a brunette, and a red head get caught stealing the Emperor's pig. The punishment for such an offense is obviously death by firing squad. In the holding cell, waiting for their fate, Red head says to the other two, ""I have an idea! follow my lead!"" Upon being called, Red head walks up, stands in front of the wall facing the line of rifles pointed at her head. The Emperor yells ""Ready! Aim!"" and the red head shouts ""TORNADO!!"" The men with the rifles are so scared of the impending natural disaster they drop their weapons and run away. Red head gets away! Impressed, Brunette says, I get it! I'll go next. The troops come back into their line and call out the brunette, embarrassed at their gullibility. Again the Emperor yells ""Ready! Aim!"" Immediately, the brunette yells ""TIDAL WAVE!!"" The brainless troops drop their weapons and run and hide yet again. The Brunette is free! Finally it is the blonde's turn. The troops and the Emperor are furious at being deceived and are ready for anything this time. They aim their weapons at the blonde and the Emperor yells ""Ready!!! Aim!!!"" and the blonde yells ""FIRE!!!!""