2 Drunks 2 drunks sitting in a bar on the 35th floor of an inner city building. Drunk 1 says 'i tell ya, there's a draft that goes around this building, jump out this window and you get sucked in the 5th floor window.' Drunk 2 says 'bullshit'. Drunk 1 says, 'watch me.' leaps out the window, falls, falls, falls and at the fifth floor gets sucked in the window. A few moments later he walks out of the elevator, 'see?' Drunk 2 still doesn't believe his eyes, so Drunk 1 jumps out the window again, same thing happens. Walks out of the elevator and says 'see?' So Drunk 2 goes for it. Out the window, falls, falls, falls, hits the pavement, dies. The bartender looks over and says, 'you can be a real prick when you're drunk Superman.