Completely true. I think it makes for a great joke My husband wrestles with being the only man known to mankind to be able to muster the most sulphorous and nose bleeding farts with nothing but the consumption of water. I mean these bad boys send me flying out of bed at night to escape the torment. We were in Walmart the other day and decided to split up in order to keep our time at Wally World to a minimum. About ten minutes go by and my husband comes racing down the aisle laughing so hard tears are streaming down his face. ""What happened?"" I asked. ""I was in the cereal aisle grabbing some things and there was this lady there with her two little kids. There was a boy about 5 years old"" he paused holding back what I could only assume was another wave of laughter. ""And?!"" I asked. ""Well babe you know me, when I gotta fart I gotta fart. So I thought it would be a casual one but it ended up being one of my 'silent but deadly' ones. So I'm casually trying to pass them after i bombed the aisle and the little boy said 'Phheeww mommy! Someone farted real bad, it stinks!' and the mom grabbed his shoulder and with her teeth gritted and in a low voice tells him 'Im sick of you talking about farts in public but I'm more angry that YOU keep on letting out your stinky farts everywhere and trying to blame them on someone else!'"" And this point my 6'2 husband was hanging on to the edge of the cart to balance himself from the rock of laughter and as he opened his eyes the mom and kids walks by the aisle! My hubby LOST IT laughing and we left the store without our food, but the laugh was completely worth it! (Sorry but I couldn't find a sub reddit for ""Funny shit that just happened and could Somehow Double As A Joke"" so I put it here)