Carpet matches the curtains 10 year olds Andy, Ben, and Chuck are having lunch at school on Monday morning and Andy says, ""My Pa said that Mrs. Jones carpet doesn't match the curtains. What does that mean?"" Ben informs him that it is when a lady's pubic hair doesn't match the hair on her head. Chuck proposes that they see if their respective teachers, Mrs Adams, Ms Brown, and Mrs Carter have matching carpet and curtains. The boys spend the week trying to peek up their teachers' skirts. They meet up at lunch on Friday to discuss their discoveries. Andy says, ""It's a scandal: Mrs Adams bleaches her hair blonde, she's actually a brunette."" Ben says, ""It's so crazy: Ms Brown dyes her hair red, she's actually a blonde."" Chuck says, ""That's nothing: Mrs Carter wears a wig!""