A snail walks into a car dealership... and is immediately greeted by a salesman. ""I want your finest car"", says the snail. So the salesman drives up in a brand new, pearl white fully loaded Rolls Royce. The snail is very excited. ""Excellent. Now before I pay for this car, is there something else you can do for me?"" The salesman is about to wet himself from the sweet commission he's about to get. ""What do you need?"" The snail replies ""I want you to take this black paint, and cover the entire car with hundreds of S's."" The man is flabergasted. ""but sir, that would look horrible...why would you want to defile such a beautiful and expensive car?"" The snail responded proudly, ""When I'm driving down the street, I want people to stop, point at my car and say 'wow...look at that S car go!'""