A man was driving his Jeep out through the desert and looks up ahead and sees a man standing beside the road. As he approaches he sees the man is standing beside a dead horse. Miles from the city he offers the man a ride back into town. The man has a bit of a speech impediment and replies ""Thank you mithah, I would weally apprethiate a wide into town. But, can you do me a faaavah? Can you hep me liff this horth into the back of your Jeep?"" The man is taken aback.. ""Why on earth do you need to put the horse in the Jeep?"" He replies 'I need you to hep me take it home.. and put it in my bath tub."" The man is shocked.. ""WHAT are you going do with this horse in your bathtub??' The stranger replies ""Well thir, I got this brudder. He think he soo smart. Errday he go off to work and then he come home.. he read the newthpaper, then he go upstairs, he wash his hands, he come back down stairs and he says 'Hey stupid, how far is it to the sun?' I say 'I dunno' and he says '93 million miles.. STUPID!' Then the next day, he go off to work.. he come home, he read the newthpaper.. he go upstairs, he wash his hands, he come back down he say 'Hey stupid.. how far is it to the moon?' I say 'I dunno' and he says '238,000 miles... STUPID!' ""So you see mither, tonight he gonna come home from work.. he gonna read the newthpaper.. he gonna go upstairs to wash his hands.. then he gonna come running back down the stairs and he gonna say 'WHAT IS THAT IN THE BATHTUB???' and I'm gonna say ""THATS A DEAD HORSE.... STUPID!!""