Missing some parts (not for the easily offended) A couple are in a hospital waiting to see their newly born child for the first time, when the doctor comes in and says; ""I'm afraid I've got some bad news."" The couple look shocked. ""Your baby seems to be missing some parts; follow me."" The couple follow the doctor down the hall into a room of newly born babies. First, they approach a baby with no arms. The wife screams, ""Oh God! Is this my baby?"" The doctor says, ""no, keep following"". Next the couple approach a baby with no arms or legs. The husband asks, ""Please doc, is this our baby?"". Again, the doctor says, ""no. Follow me"" Next they get to a baby that is just a head. The wife, almost hysterical now, proclaims, ""I can't take this; how am I supposed to look after a head?"" The doctor, beginning to anger, says, ""Please Mrs Smith. This baby is not yours; I'll tell you when it is your child."" Finally the doctor reaches the last baby. He announces, ""This, is your child."" The baby is just an eye. The couple immediately break down crying. The doctor then says, ""And I'm afraid I've got some more bad news; he's blind.""