Heath ledger and Jack Nicholson walk into a cell phone store... The cellphone salesman looks at Heath Ledger and asks him what type of cellphone he would like,

My friend lives in Colorado and told me he wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high.

Maraijuana Inspector A DEA inspector is visiting a farm in Colorado. He introduces himself to the farmer and says ""I am here to inspect your farm for maraijuan

As a Hilary supporter in Colorado, I'm still happy with the outcome of the election. Since proposition 106 passed I can legally kill myself now that trump won.