God Damn Loch Ness Monster "" I met my cousin for the first time at a family reunion. Her dad, my uncle, was kick of a kick up as a kid, and it alienated him from the family so I didn't meet her until I was 14. She had dirty blonde hair, alabaster skin, and a cute little nose ring that would jiggle when she laughed. She was super quiet and always texting or listening to music. After diner she came up to my room and asked, ""Wanna smoke some weed?"" in a n excited tone. ""Sure"" I said. We both ended up going to a nearby swimming hole baked out of our minds. I immediately went into the water to wash off the pot smell, got out of the water and passed out on the bank. When I came to, she was next to me. ""Never smoked before, have you?"" She asked ""...No..."" I admitted. She laughed but didn't care. I was lost in her green eyes. We couldn't look away from each other and we slowly moved our lips closer and closer. She suddenly turned away. ""I can't."" She said, choking back tears. ""What's wrong?"" I asked. ""Did I do something wrong?"" She gave a faint smile. ""No,"" She whispered. ""It's just...."" ""What is it?"" I asked anxiously, my breath hanging on her next words. ""I need about tree fiddy."" Now it was about that time that I realized that this beautiful girl was 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era. That god damned loch ness monster had me tricked me again.