There's a guy out hunting and he shoots a duck. The DNR warden comes out of the woods and says, whachu got there? Got a duck, got a duck? He sticks his finger up the ducks butt, nods his head and says, thats a Wisconsin duck, you got a Wisconsin hunting license? The guy pulls out his wallet and shows him a Wisconsin hunting license. The next day, the same guy shoots another duck and the DNR warden comes out again. Says, Got a duck, got a duck? He sticks his finger up the ducks butt, nods his head and says, thats a Michigan duck, you got a Michigan hunting license? The guy pulls out his wallet and shows him a Michigan hunting license. The same day, this guy shoots another duck and sure enough the DNR warden is there. Sticks his finger up the ducks butt, nods his head and says, This is an Illinois duck, you got an Illinois hunting license? The guy once again pulls out his wallet and shows him an Illinois hunting license. The DNR warden finally says, alright, I'll leave you alone. But I have one more question. You have all these licenses, where are you from anyway? The guy shakes his head, turns around, pulls down his pants and says, I don't know, you tell me.