A pirate ship is sailing across the Atlantic.. When suddenly the lookout shouts, ""Enemy ship heading our way!"" The captain, as soon as he hears this, tells his first mate to go grab his red coat. After they defeated the enemy, his first mate asks what the red coat was for. The captain responds, ""Whenever I go into battle with my crew, I don't want them to lose morale by seeing my blood stain me, so I wear this coat to hide my wounds from them."" The next day the lookout warns them, ""There's a fleet of five enemy ships heading our way!"" Upon hearing this, the captain tells his first mate to grab his brown pants.