A young woman is sitting on a train When two old Italian men sit across the aisle from her. She couldn't help but to listen in on their conversation, and she was absolutely appalled by what she heard. One main said to the other, ""Emma come-a first. Then I come. Then two asses, they come-a together. I come again. Then the two asses once-a more. Then I come again, and-a pee twice. Finally, I come-a one-a more-a time."" The woman could not help but interrupt and say to them, ""Heavens! I can't stand you two dirty old men!"" And with that she walks away absolutely livid. The man then says to his friend, ""And that's-a how you spell Mississippi!""