Little Boy Prayer A little boy was eating in a restaurant for his birthday, when he started eating without a prayer. His parents turn to him and say, ""we say a prayer before eating in our house!"" The little boy replies, ""yeah, that's in our house but here the chef knows how to cook!""
Using my toes to pick something up makes it hard to go to church on Sunday.
I think maybe the key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial.
It doesn't matter if I go to church or the gym as long as I can act superior later, right?
told my girl I was going to a wine tasting, now she's coming and I was just gonna eat a dead bird and some expired cat food behind a Costco
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