Another Irish Joke All these Irish jokes reminded me of one of my favorites: A Catholic foreigner is walking down a street at night in Ireland when a man grabs him and holds a knife to his neck. The assailant yells, ""Are ye Protestant er Catholic?"" Terrified, the man thinks to himself, *if lie and tell him I'm Protestant, he may very well be Catholic. But if I tell the truth and say I'm Catholic, there's a large chance he'll be Protestant!* So the man says, ""Jewish"" The assailant grins and says ""Lordy! I'm the luckiest Palestinian in all of Ireland!""